WTF Wednesday

It’s time for WTF Wednesday where we list anything and everything that makes us want to scream WTF!! Copy the badge above and paste to your own blog if you want to join in the fun!

- My day? UGGGGG!

- I usually love love love my job, but yesterday I had a new client lie to my face (and on the contract too). I was livid for the rest of the day. In this day and age, with google and Fa.cebook and crap - do not LIE TO ME! I will find out!!!

- and today I am in a client conflict that is partly my fault that will require a refund that I can't do. As I used the income to pay bills. I feel like barfing.

- Today I went to make myself a cup of coffee. My husband put all of my favorite Eeyore coffee cups on the highest shelf (I'm 5 foot 3!) I reached for one, dropped it, tried to catch it, then slammed it into my wrist, then dropped it on my foot. then I stood up and whacked my head on the still open cupboard. It still hurts like an effer.

- Everyone is pregnant AGAIN. My best friend is pg with her FOURTH (she's due in like 2 weeks). Two of my regular clients are due in the next month (one with her 2nd and one with her 4th!). Three more of my friends told me they were pg within the last week (no first babies for anyone, all 2nd, 3rd, 4th). People who WERE NOT TRYING.
sigh. Last in Line Lala. Getting tattooed on my forehead.

- My cat keeps pooping in the middle of the kitchen floor. WHY???!!!

- I miss my DVD player, but I can't buy a new one. wah.

- wishing I had something of value to sell in a yard sale this weekend so I can raise some cash, but all I have is CRAP!

- Seriously keep seeing people on MFP that lost 30 plus lbs in the first 6 weeks after lap-band surgery. WHY NOT ME!!!!!!!!! I'm not losing ANYTHING. I don't get it. I exercise. I get my protein in. I stay in my calories. WHAAT THE EFFFF!!!!